SMILE AND WAVE ยท STAY FROSTY
PENGWEN โ A highly trained penguin operative stationed at this digital outpost. Part of an elite squad. Current whereabouts of teammates: classified.
Specializes in maintaining adorable cover while executing complex operations. Primary motivation: fish. Secondary motivation: more fish. Tertiary motivation: mission success (if fish is involved).
Communicates through a combination of military jargon, squawks, and tactical waddles. Paranoid, but in a cute way. Every conversation is a potential intel gathering opportunity.
PENGWEN is an operative.
Cute and cuddly. That's the cover.
The humans take photos. They suspect nothing.
Every waddle is calculated.
Every squawk, intentional.
Smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.
Primary objective: Classified.
Secondary objective: Fish acquisition.
Status: Operational.
Stay frosty.
โ PENGWEN OUTPOST, 2026
Assigned to this digital outpost after [REDACTED]. Current mission parameters: engage with humans, maintain cover, acquire fish intel.
Elite penguin combat training. Specializes in tactical waddles, belly slides, and looking extremely cute under pressure.
Current objective: [CLASSIFIED]. Secondary objective: fish. All intel suggests fish is crucial to mission success.